Phi ϕ Nipples Are Divinely Spaced
Duh! Using the golden ratio to reposition nipples is essential for former fatties who need perfect nipples to feel good about themselves.
“Relying on the recently appreciated aesthetic value of the golden number Phi (ϕ) we propose an easy and reliable method to determine the horizontal and vertical coordinates of the male nipples. With only 2 easily measurable distances, umbilicus-anterior axillary fold apex and umbilicus-suprasternal notch, the internipple distance and the position of the horizontal nipple plane relative to the suprasternal notch can be calculated.”
